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11 August 2008

Cotton Panty Wonderfulness

As if getting The Hot Dog Queen's autographed drawing wasn't cause enough for celebration, imagine my joy and rapture when, today, my quasi-trusty mailman delivered another, albeit smaller, bundle of fabulousness.

The piece was addressed to me. At least I think it was me. Apart from the wrong middle initial ( G ), the whole of the recipient's information seemed to be mine. And then imagine my surprise when I saw that the piece was actually a coupon for a free panty from none other than Victoria's Secret. In addition, I could receive $10 off any bra. Inside was an advert for the Biofit line of bras. It looks rather intriguing (now in 20 sizes and 10 colors). 10 colors, I can't believe it!

It states that I will think it is custom made. I have never had a custom made brassiere before, so I don't really know what to expect.

What would the chicks at Victoria's Secret think if I went in to their little shop and picked up a brand new panty and bra? Would they help me find a good fit? How much lift do I need? I'm not even sure how big my boobs are.

I have to ponder this. Meanwhile, here are a few pics displaying my joy...


3 comments:

Carlee Hoopes said...

Don't even bother. Although their bras are nice, they're way overpriced. Go somewhere else and save your money Nigel.

Carlee Hoopes said...

Although, you probably should go pick up your free panty, cause it's free.

Nigel Flannery Livingston said...

Point taken.

Who could turn down a free panty?