ACHTUNG

This blog contains vile, vulgar, offensive and disturbing

words, images, stories and allusions.

If you are hyper-sensitive, easily offended, or take things too seriously,

then go write poetry instead.

Random Trains of Thought:

07 May 2009

I Should Work Out More

01 May 2009

To Z

I love you even though your feet stink.
I love you even though you sometimes leave your toys out at night.
I love you even though your farts are horrifying.
I love you even though you might be smarter than me.
I love you even though you spilled water on my computer.
I love you even though whine every once in a while.
I love you even when forget to be nice to your little brother.
I love you even though you hate to eat your vegetables.
I love you even when you forget to flush the toilet.
I love you even though you don’t ever do the dishes.
I love you even though you make me do all your laundry.
I love you even though you wake me up at three in the morning to fix your blankets.
I love you even though you lost your belt.
I love you even though you spilled Gatorade in my brand new car.
I love you even though you wake up too early on the weekends.
I love you even though you headbutted me in the nose and about knocked me out.
I love you.
Even though...